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If you prefer a traditional, closer-to-body regular fit, please size down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAcceptance of Terms:\u003c\/b\u003e By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-finished apparel item tailored to your specific size and color profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBoutique 230GSM Heavyweight Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e Cut from thick, non-sheer, long-staple ring-spun cotton. 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It’s the perfect foundation for an \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"202\"\u003eEffortless Out-and-About Style\u003c\/b\u003e—looks incredible paired with utilitarian cargo shorts, relaxed denim, or casual outdoor boots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePre-Shrunk \u0026amp; Brewery Ready:\u003c\/b\u003e Because the 230G fabric undergoes a rigorous washing, dyeing, and shrinking process during manufacturing, its shape is locked in. 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